(Source: zaccrenia)

  • me: "no honestly I'm the most chill person you'll ever meet"
  • me: *throws shade 24/7*
  • me: *blatantly hates everyone and everything*
  • me: *is overdramatic*
  • me: *is a major asshole*
  • me: *complains about everything*

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

armadillo:

when you say a joke in front of a big group and no one laughs

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