ruinedchildhood:

has this been done yet

in-vagina-we-thrust:

mom: why don’t you talk to _____ anymore?

me:

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

reignofbooks:

i can never say if i’m a slow or a fast reader tbh my pace always depends on the book some books i finish in one sitting and others i finish after 78 years

protectrons:

spookyjesy:

minestuck:

do you think obama attends high school reuinions and is like “oh hey jimmy. remember when you would shove me into the lockers in the 10th grade? yeah well guess what. fuck you im the president”

my uncle went to elementary school with Obama and he told us that a bunch of kids did once lock him in a locker

the truth is out obama

(Source: lieutenantbites)